What better symbol for the age of consumerism than Black Friday, unironically taking place the day after Thanksgiving. Sadly, my contribution to this sacred shopping spree was very minimal in 2024. In my defence I already have pretty much everything I needโbut perhaps that’s missing the point. Except… whisky, one can always get some more whisky! And I did, jumping on an offer from SimpleSample for an โฌ80 blind tasting pack of six 2cl single malt drams, with the hint that the distilleries represented were Bowmore, Springbank, Brora, Laphroigh, Port Ellen, Macallan. Perhaps the most sought-after (rightly or wrongly) distilleries out there. Now the time has come to put it to the test. And to put me to the test. Tasting all drams in one sitting, can I guess which one hails from which distillery?
Springbank | bott. 1997 | 46%

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Scotch single malt
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no info
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unchillfiltered & natural color
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~โฌ130 in auction
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from a 2cl sample bottle tasted blindly
๐๏ธ Tasting notes
Nosing
Bright fruits (pear, melon), sweet wheat bread, bourbon vanilla, dunnage, cheese in wax cloth, wood smoke
Sipping
Very dynamic: immediate impression if of a light mouthfeel, but over the course of the 10-15 second it blooms out with flavour, mouthfeel and oak spice. Somewhat austere; there’s fruit like melon, but little sweetness; bread, milk chocolate, dried tobacco leaf.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
The process of exclusion leads me to say this is the Brora: no detectable peat, ruling out the Islays, and not funky enough to be Springbank. It’s really nice and clearly an old whisky, but not like my first Broras.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
Ok, Springbank was the second guess, but still a little too clean for that, given how many other dirty ones there are in the line up. One can surely tell there’s old bottle effect with this one, but for me it made for an interesting experience blindly.
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Dynamic Springy
Brora | 19yo (1982) | 50% | Silver Seal

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Scotch single malt
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ex-bourbon
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no info
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a few went in UK auctions in recent years for ~ยฃ750
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from a 2cl sample bottle tasted blindly
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Nosing
Rather shy on the nose at first. Fresh minerality, florality, orange, and coconut, toasted oak. With hours in the glass a really nice Trocadero note and some cheese!
Sipping
Balanced taste with bitter, savoury, salty, sweet, and sour all there. Quite a lot of oak spice. Vanilla, coffee, lots of toasted notes, leather. Mild peat and farminess.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
At first I was really uncertain, but now with a lot of time in the glass I’m getting a cheesy Springbank vibe, and the tasting notes are pointing there too.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
So I got the Brora and the Springbank swapped… At first I thought this might be Brora indeed, but I really couldn’t get #1 to be SB so I ended up convincing myself this was more likely the SB. Really good one, although not a contender to the 34 and 35yo ones I had earlier, obviously.
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Why so shy, Bro?
Macallan | 12yo (1990) | 57.3% | Signatory Vintage
from a 2cl sample bottle tasted blindly
๐๏ธ Tasting notes
Nosing
Rich and decadent old sherry profile: prunes, molasses, red berry compote, leather and old furniture. A cigar cabinet? Hint of rubber with time.
Sipping
Viscous, sweet, and really quite tannic; but the spirit still exerts itself and this needs some water. Fruit cake, balsamico, maltiness. Dried cranberry and other fruits in the finish.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
Easy to pick out as Macallan in this lineup. It’s really good, but to me doesn’t reach the complexity of a really old cognac, which I suspect is still a lot cheaper.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
Yep, it’s a really strong Macallan. There are signs of youths, but also of maturity beyond what you’d expect to find in a 12yo sherried whisky these days. I’m betting this has to do with this being a real sherry cask, not a seasoned one, and to a smaller extent old bottle effect.
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Rich and decadent, whisky and distillery alike
Port Ellen | 14yo (1983) | 58.1% | Vintage Malt Whisky Co
from a 2cl sample bottle tasted blindly
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Nosing
Cheese doodles! Some really overripe fruits, matcha tea, aaaand cattle dung and yeast ๐.
Sipping
Very briny, heavy peat, some ripe stone fruits, a little vanilla. Comes together very nicely.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
Hmmm from the nose I was really expecting Springbank. But on the palate the peat is so intense that this has to be Laphroaig, which I indeed have also found very “farmy” in the past. Or have they picked out a Longrow? Nah, I’ll stick with Laphi.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
Well, I don’t really know Port Ellen very well, so it’s not tough to be wrong here (and #6 which turns out to be Laphi was rather untypical). Imagine a 14yo being bottled nowadays and sold sub-โฌ100, that’d be neat.
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My kind of dung
Bowmore | 30yo (1984) | 47.6% | Official

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Scotch single malt
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bourbon casks
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unchillfiltered & natural color
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rare; โฌ1000+ at auction
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from a 5cl sample bottle tasted blindly
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Nosing
Dry, minerally, and subtle tropical fruits (mango, pina colada) and something floral and candy-like, along with some oak and resin.
Sipping
Somewhere between dry and medium sweet; not bitter. The peat is medium-heavy. I’m getting fig chutney, green grapes, cheese, saffron.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
Something about the nose is very subtly different from any other whisky I ever had… The decision here is between Springbank and Bowmore, but I feel a lot more like it’s the latter. If I were to choose one of these dram’s to get a bottle of, it would be this one.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
Yes, indeed!
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Beaut of a Bowmore
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Laphroaig | 20yo (1991) | 53.3% | Liquid Sun

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Scotch single malt
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sherry hogshead
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unchillfiltered & natural color
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~โฌ350 at auction
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from a 2cl sample bottle tasted blindly
๐๏ธ Tasting notes
Nosing
Characteristic rubber note (sherry sulphur), mildly stinky feet, dried figs, toffee, costal spray
Sipping
Sweetish, salted caramel, some rubber, and a decent amount of peat.
๐ญ Comments
Before reveal
Quite hard, because there’s basically sulphury sherry and peat to go on and not much else. So I’ll venture to guess Port Ellen, which just so happens to final name to place.
After reveal
(note: only after I made my review/guess for each sample)
Huh, it’s a bottling of Laphi that people seem to really wax lyrical about. I can get on board with the BBQ, bacon, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, etc, that I didn’t write down. There’s a lot of flavour, and maybe my palate was a rather fatigued by the final dram, but I just didn’t find it exceptionally good.
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Sulphroaig
So I ended up swapping the Brora and the Springbank, and the Port Ellen and the Laphroaig. At least the Macallan and Bowmore I had little doubt about. Let’s see if Black Friday 2025 can match this beast of a tasting, and give me a chance at redemption.




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